There is no Evil Like Pre Game Evil

[Yau-Man Chan]

Hey Hosties <3 Btw your both hot, I am gonna totally disregard that Bo is PRETENDING to be a Heroe Giggles* So a lot of history with this cast, some good some bad, and few new but hopeful.

If nothing else the Sunday night Chat showed me that people are going to be judging people on ALL seasons they played and not just the character they bring to the table tonight. Yau Man was getting some amazing Villain Hate. My theory on this... if you can't handle the heat get out of Yau Mans fucking kitchen... I am not proud of all the bitch moves I have made, but I did what I had to do to get to the finals and feelings are gonna get hurt along the way. So lets check out this cast shall we.

Chicken - Heroe - First of all Ha Bawk Bawk, this is one player that has rubbed me the wrong way since we met season 2, and I doubt he is gonna let go of his grudge, so instead of sitting back waiting for him to retalliate his ruffled up feathers, I am gonna make sure I channel my inner bitch and spread the word to Bawk Bawk him out of this game. Lets hope the Heroes are smart and oust the previous "underdog" winner of season 2. Burton so should have won.. Just saying!!!!

Darrah - Heroe - I will save judgment for later when she actually speaks up, cause as of right now I don't know a damn thing bout this girl.

Elizabeth - Heroe - If were considering ALL characters my lovely Ed has played Elizabeth is by my favorite and prolly my best ally of all 5 seasons I played. Sometimes its hard to align with Liz cause of work, but now that she is home I am hoping she will dominate and show those Heroes who is kicking ass and taking names. In Season 6 our characters had a blow out in the final 5 to finale, and it cost me the game without his vote, as well as Erikas. I hope that starting this game as Heroe and Villian it doesn't kill our chances of possibly working together down the road.

Erik - Villain - Crazy son of a bitch lover of my life. Erik needs to keep his junk in his pants and let me work some magic to keep him safe. He has rubbed a lot of strong opinionated Villains in the past and has promised he will PRETEND to suck up his difference to at least get to merge and see what we can form with some Heroes if possible. It really is his only chance of surviving this tribe of strong bitches. He has asked me to go to the finals with him, I told him I would love that. My goal of not giving my word out like it was free toilet paper is slowly and quickly dying.

Gary - Heroe - Not an ill word to say about Tracy. She has fallen on the sword for all her friends, which drives me nuts, cause she really shouldn't always sacrifice herself. I would be glad to do the same in return and let her realize she has the potential to really rock it if she gives it her all. I hope she aligns with the right people and makes it to the merge. She also asked me if I wanted to go to the finals with her and Ed ( warranted he would be on board ) and I once again told her that I would love if that was the outcome.

Ibrehem - Heroe - Kinda like eating an unsalted cracker, it can benefit your stomach but its just a cracker. I want to see him shine on his own in this game. Anthony always seems to just be there, I want to see kick ass Anthony like the one I see in Celeb. We will see if any alliance or future work forms from this game.

JP - Villain - MAKE ME BARF

Jenn - Heroe - Though people rebut my feelings on her, and I loved working with her season 3, I really don't see anything special about Jenn.

Jenna L - Villain - Hmmmmmmmmmmmph she totally gave me no credit in season 6, and was a fake bitch in season 7.... we could be friends I dont know.

Jenna M - Villain - Part of the villains three. Sierrra Jenna M and Yau Man are gonna try to rock it to the end. We are all strong powerful bitch women so we need to stick together and gather followers if we wanna make it happen.

John - Heroe - *prays* I wont make the mistake of breaking my word to John/Jade... She deserves better.

Kel - Heroe - I have missed Joel from games for some time. It </3 to see so many people I consider friends and allies on the Heroes side. I am not sure what that says about my character. I hope he does well and who knows I might find and barter an idol with him again.

Kelly - Heroe - Amazing Heart and wish her the best of luck.

Lex - Villain - We have a crazy past. I don't think were as tight as we were or ever will be though I wish we could be. My best ally from season 1 turned into my arch nemesis ... facing off with Lex at final 5 for a rush but sucked cause we both realized we couldn't make finals together if either of us wanted a clear shot of winning.

Mary - Villain - BITCH!! Mary/Ken manipulating Whore... SO NOT FRIENDS.

Matthew - Villain - Badass and invited to the sixth. Were in another game now so its gonna bleed together so I need to be careful as pie. As Jenna M says she has his balls in a vice grip so were hoping he will work with us and stay loyal.

Natalie - Heroe - Was so boring I gagged season 3. Why she is here over others deserving a spot baffles me.

Osten - Villain - Not hearing good things bout this bitch... On the Hit List.

Parvarti - Heroe - Badass women. As much as she gets props for latching on and making finals season 6, it was a choice I made to gather back up knowing I would have to turn on one alliance or another, ... she cool but she is going down one way or another this game. I am gonna see if I can get my Heroes to keep an eye on her.

Robb - Heroe - Your love is my drug like a double cheeseburger begging to take a bite. He was oh so loved and I voted for him to Win Vs Five... but he did lie like an unknowing toddler to most of us all the time, and we just bought into his sweet charm. Heroe or not he will be watched closely. BTW where the hell is Roger, I am thinking Villain basically speaks for him unless he is here under alias.

Sierra - Villain - Favorite bitch in the entire game, loved her in Survs 7, made an alliance with her this game, and plan to rock it out Villain style.

Stephanie - Villain - Luna Luna... she can be difficult, bossy, stubborn headed but at the end of the day I absolutely love her to death. I can respect her drive to exceed in these games. I am hoping she will be a part of our six.

T-Bird - Villain - Talk about a two faced hypocrit... why she is back for a third season baffles me with so many other canidates out there. But I am not the host. She is completely deluded in her awesomness she thinks she has. She is unfairly judging me on Season 1 and 4. For Season 1 she thinks she was my world to get out of the game. Well she was not that important. She was just like bitch face Lindsey .... Someone who stood in the way of my alliance making the finals... You dont go and call some one a nosy bitch and then turn around and bitch to all of Samburu bout me and expect not to be on my radar. Maybe she should watch who my allies are before she opens her self loving trap. and Season 4 is a JOKE. Besides Craig and Tara I didn't know the others playing, most of them would be people I considered enemies from Seasons 1-3 but NOOOOOOO that is my fault to. People hated her because she is her. Yes Cao Boi asked me about her but fuck if I am responsible I barely and I mean barely payed attention to that season cause I was hurt I didn't warrant an invite to be good enough for Favorites. So in turn a BIG FUCK YOU TO T BIRD.

Yau Man - Villain - UMM AWESOME I hope he will align with me lol giggles.