Week 1: Third Times a Charm

[T-Byrd Cooper]

So here she is, the milf who has it going in all the right places. Everyone put your hands together for Teresa "T-Byrd" Cooper!

*crowd cheers loudly*

Thank you everyone, it is an honor to be the only third time player in this game, and I am here to do what no one else has the guts to do. Be smooth criminal. As a member of the villains tribe I swear to be as ruthless, conniving, debaucherous, evil and lastly sexy as ever. I will do anything and everything I can to put on a good show and screw as many people over as humanly possible!


So the game started when Bo pulled us all into a chat to talk about us. I was like yawn, boring, seen it, through like everyones description. THen we come to my turn, and Bo forgets me! EW what a piece of shit, then he gave ma terrible review. Hate him. So now I am out ot get him, stab him in the face when he least expects it! HA.

So I didn't like the challenge this week, it got on my nerves, and many others aswell apparently. When we lsot it was because of Yau-Man and Erik, funny the two i wanted gone most fucked up the most. That was going to make it easy for me to target them, but then Yau decided he wanted to leave. I want ot grant his wish, but I also want to send a message to Erik aswell. I might just vote for Erik, and push it off onto someone else. That way if Yau-Man is secretly playing a dirty game, he will not end up taking me out with an idol or whatever.


I want to take this time to talk a little bit about each of the villains, and how I see them being able to aid me in the game.

Joe - he has a friend in Jenna L, and one in Lex. That is good for me since I think I can use those connections to my benefit. I think when it comes down to it Joe will ultimately side with me, what can be useful as I need numbers.

Erik - Everyone knows, I hate this kid. He has been decent so far, but I want him out before his general douchebagness comes full swing again. Mary and Jenna M both want it to, so I can't wait to take him out.

Stephenie - I don't know how useful she is outright to me, however she seems to have far fewer allies in this game then i invisioned she would have. I would like for her to stick around a little while so I can connect with her, and then see what I can do.

Matt - we played minis before, but nothing major gamewise. He is probably the closest person to Jenna M, and that is dangerous for me as she is never going to cut him lose. I want him gone soon after my big 2 are taken out.

Yau-Man - one of the three people I want gone most. I know what she can do, she did it to me in season 1. Dangerous, and diabilical, and has a lot of friends in the game. Big threat if not dealt with early on.

Sierra - People call her the head bitchress, she better watch it cause I am as mean as they come, and I will bury her if she ever wants to take me on. She is someone who will want to make moves, but will have to be limited.

Mary - the girl who stabbed me in season 4. She only won because she took me out, and I guess arguablly it was the best move of the game (aside from my 3 epic idol playing rounds). I don't really have a problem with her, but I plan on stabbing her before she can stab me this time.

JP - Oh JP, is one of my closest ORG friends. I heard he wants me sexually. Sorry I am not gay. Anyways I believe I can trust him 100%, he will take me to the end.

Lex - I won two games in his survivor series, we have become friends and I think he will serve me well as an ally. He knows full well what happens when people cross me, so I think that is incentive for him not to do it.

Jenna L - she seems nice, and seems a lot like me. I think I can coax her into alligning with me, and make her a valuable ally. I wil leventually help her take out Sierra, and have her forever bonded to me.

Jenna M - she seems to be the most popular person in the game. We have a good history, and we are friends but I know she isnt afraid to stab friends in the back. Especially repeatedly. She has several friends in this tribe, but I think I have more. I think for right now I can trust her, maybe not so much later in the game though. Her idol helped me in season 4, I am going to try and get another from her this time !

Bootlist:
1. Yau-Man
2. Erik
3. Matt
4. Sierra
5. Stephenie
6. Mary
7. Jenna M
8. Jenna L
9. Joe
10. Lex
11. JP

[T-Byrd Cooper]

So My hinky vote at the last trial council did exctly what I wanted it to. TUrn Erik into a paranoid little bastard. There was little he could do to save himself initially and now there is really nothing he can do to stick around. He thinks Jenna M was the one that voted for him, so as long as he doesn't think it was me, thats will keep me off his radar to throw his votes at.

So its pretty much set in stone now that Erik will be the one leaving. However I am pretty sure I am alligned with basically everyone left on the tribe. Matt and Steph, the last two I didn't really make any promises to, came to me last night and asked me for alliances with each of them. I am not stupid, so of course I accepted, but neither of them are people I want to see around for the long haul of the game.

Bootlist:
1. Erik
2. Matt
3. Stephenie
4. Sierra
5. Mary
6. Jenna M
7. Joe
8. Jenna L
9. Lex
10. JP